Vegan Burger Week Twelve
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:01 am
Vegan Burger Week Twelve
1. Alabama v The Citadel – Tied at the half, who cares. Thrashed in the end – Who Cares – Its okay for Alabama to schedule The Citadel without prejudice.
2. Notre Dame v Syracuse – Nobody ever took Syracuse seriously and Notre Dame which seems to be a good team was.
3. Michigan’s win was uneventful and will make the matchup against Ohio State’s squeaker a big money game. Defenses had a week off. It will be the game of the week and after all the big bucks are racked in Ohio State will win and Michigan will drift back into National oblivion.
4. Boise v New Mexico – Even I don’t care.
5. Georgia v Mass - Georgia subjugates Mass and they still are on the dollar value menu because they lost one game and can’t get back on as the daily special.
6. Oklahoma v West Virginia – We feel bad for Mountainman but time to break out the good stuff to kill the pain.
7. Florida v Idaho Worst matchup of the season. They make the spread. Evidence that all games are rigged by Vegas. All, that means no excluions.
8. Penn State v Rutgers - Rutgers 1-9 End of story
9. Washington V Oregon State - Washington should have won by 60. They are way overrated. Apple cup will be a very good game.
10. Utah v Colorado – Utah blew it early and beating Colorado is nothing. The best part of the game was when the ref stopped the game to tell the fans to not throw snowballs. Also, the throwing was the most entertaining part of the game. Good thing about blowouts in the snow, where the ball is spotted really isn’t challenged.
11. Florida State v BC - Maybe this will wake up my friend Mr. Billybud. Last minute victory – when the season is shot good to have something to shout about. This put the last peg in BC’s coffin.
12. Mississippi State v Arkansas – Was on some cable channel mixed with veg-a-matic commercials.
13. Utah State v Colorado State. A good Utah State offense did not do that well against a terrible Colorado defense. And then a recognition on Colorado’s part that ‘mary’ did not step out of bounds. Utah State wins by a foot on the wrong side of the line. Boise Utah State matchup may go Boise’s way…might be changing my mind. I recognize I am the only one that cares. I would like a Boise Ohio State Rose Bowl game…but not happening now. UCF is for real
14. Harvard v Yale - Look at the highlight where the Harvard runner flips off the Yale defender and the flag is thrown and the touchdown does not count.
15. UCF v Cincinnati – Another year when the Carnival takes your money and doesn’t let you in. “Arise, Group of Five, you have nothing to lose but your chains.”
16. Stanford v California - Another reminder there are things more important than football.
17. UCLA v USC – One of the greatest most classical matchups of my child and adulthood and not only don’t I care, no one else does either. Two potential great job openings, I would think.
18. Next week – Back to real meat between the buns.
1. Alabama v The Citadel – Tied at the half, who cares. Thrashed in the end – Who Cares – Its okay for Alabama to schedule The Citadel without prejudice.
2. Notre Dame v Syracuse – Nobody ever took Syracuse seriously and Notre Dame which seems to be a good team was.
3. Michigan’s win was uneventful and will make the matchup against Ohio State’s squeaker a big money game. Defenses had a week off. It will be the game of the week and after all the big bucks are racked in Ohio State will win and Michigan will drift back into National oblivion.
4. Boise v New Mexico – Even I don’t care.
5. Georgia v Mass - Georgia subjugates Mass and they still are on the dollar value menu because they lost one game and can’t get back on as the daily special.
6. Oklahoma v West Virginia – We feel bad for Mountainman but time to break out the good stuff to kill the pain.
7. Florida v Idaho Worst matchup of the season. They make the spread. Evidence that all games are rigged by Vegas. All, that means no excluions.
8. Penn State v Rutgers - Rutgers 1-9 End of story
9. Washington V Oregon State - Washington should have won by 60. They are way overrated. Apple cup will be a very good game.
10. Utah v Colorado – Utah blew it early and beating Colorado is nothing. The best part of the game was when the ref stopped the game to tell the fans to not throw snowballs. Also, the throwing was the most entertaining part of the game. Good thing about blowouts in the snow, where the ball is spotted really isn’t challenged.
11. Florida State v BC - Maybe this will wake up my friend Mr. Billybud. Last minute victory – when the season is shot good to have something to shout about. This put the last peg in BC’s coffin.
12. Mississippi State v Arkansas – Was on some cable channel mixed with veg-a-matic commercials.
13. Utah State v Colorado State. A good Utah State offense did not do that well against a terrible Colorado defense. And then a recognition on Colorado’s part that ‘mary’ did not step out of bounds. Utah State wins by a foot on the wrong side of the line. Boise Utah State matchup may go Boise’s way…might be changing my mind. I recognize I am the only one that cares. I would like a Boise Ohio State Rose Bowl game…but not happening now. UCF is for real
14. Harvard v Yale - Look at the highlight where the Harvard runner flips off the Yale defender and the flag is thrown and the touchdown does not count.
15. UCF v Cincinnati – Another year when the Carnival takes your money and doesn’t let you in. “Arise, Group of Five, you have nothing to lose but your chains.”
16. Stanford v California - Another reminder there are things more important than football.
17. UCLA v USC – One of the greatest most classical matchups of my child and adulthood and not only don’t I care, no one else does either. Two potential great job openings, I would think.
18. Next week – Back to real meat between the buns.