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Fantasy Picks-Week 5

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:48 am
by Eric
Here's how it looks after 4 weeks of pickins:

1 mountainman 60 20 75% 1381 3200
2 RaliLlama 56 24 70% 1520 3000
3 Jason G 57 23 71.3% 1441 2850
4 ..fanaticjr 56 24 70% 1475 2800
5 ..fanatic 55 25 68.8% 1460 2750
6 rolltide 55 24 69.6% 1624 2750
7 bama_girl 55 24 69.6% 2986 2750
8 Spence 54 25 68.4% 1480 2700
9 Husker1 53 27 66.3% 1699 2650
10 colorado_loves_football 52 24 68.4% 1483 2600


That darned ol' Mountainman! He's not letting anybody catch up is he? :lol:

Some of the tougher ones on the slate this week are sporting Navy/UConn, Ohio State/Iowa, Boise State/Utah, Kansas State/Baylor, and of course, Jason G's beloved Wagon Wheel contest with Akron and Kent State :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:59 am
by mountainman
Hey, Hey, Hey, ole mountainman leads the way. Sharpen your pencils guys .... you ain't seen nothin' yet.

I'll be conducting a seminar on ' Pigskin Pickin' and for a mere 2500 CFP Bucks all are welcome.

Topics covered will be figurin', cypherin', timezs', and goesintozs' along with headscratchin' and a special session on 'You Gotta' Be Kiddin' Me' and "Coin Flippin'".

We'll show you how to properly yell out, "You Idiot, You" and how to write a letter demanding the "Firein' Of The Coach" complete with remedial spellin', punkuation' and appropriate use of expletives.

SusieQ, Chink's live-in girlfriend, will provide special one on one instruction for those interested, but hurry, because she's movin' on to Norman, Oklahoma ..... says she figures she can give the Sooner Nation a better one than they got from Oregon.

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:22 pm
by Eric
Is this where I sign up? :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:22 pm
by Spence
If Michigan State, Boston College, and UCLA would have come through for me, I would have been right in there. :x I took a chance and got burned. Oh well, the Bucks won and when I saw how hard it was raining in Columbus I started to get worried. I knew it would be a defensive game and I thought we were in trouble.

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:55 pm
by Derek
Mountainman, does that include a class on double naught spyin??

Or being a sophisticated internahshunal playboy?? :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:51 pm
by mountainman
Come one, come all ...... just, "Show Me The Money"

The Spyin' Seminar is xtra since us Mountaineers demonstrated how good we are at it this past pre-season when the guys at Marshall caught one of us sitting in the stands with a note pad during one of their practices with a Mountaineer T-shirt on and a car from the athletic department parked out side their stadium while on work study at the football office and he had a listing of all the WVU coaches office and home telephone numbers on him.

He graduated magma suma cum laude-da from last year's class. :lol:

Only thing we can figure is the guys still must have been hung-over and got a little carried away. And besides .... the dummy was supposed to go to Papa-Johns Stadium in Louisville. :roll:

We had to cancel the International Seminar ..... those dummies think football is soccer ....... and they run themselves to death trying to play the game with that oblong ball ...... keeps given em' black eyes when they try their head shots. :shock:

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:49 pm
by Derek
I still say the beverly hillbilliy's was the greatest show ever put on TV. IMO

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:06 pm
by mountainman
Yep, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Real McCoys, Hee Haw, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres and every other hillbilly show has let our secret out of the bag. :lol: :D :lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:36 pm
by Jason G
I can't believe that my "beloved wagon wheel contest" looks to be a really big game as far as the divsion race is concerned. I am actually pretty worried about this week.