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Probably old...language beyond that allowed on TV is beeped out (the fecal matter word.) I thought it was real funny! Wanda Sykes, she cracks me up. Funny in some way that actually makes me a little hot for the lady.

http://bia2.com/prank-calls/player.php?id=22

It seems this kind of humor has been growing in popularity across radio.

Thanks for posting that...very funny. Roy D. Mercer was popular in the early 90's when I was in high school. He has numerous cd's out...I used to own some of them. After he would get someone angry he would say "How big a boy are ya?" and then go on to say that he was going to "open up a can of whoop***).....funny stuff....the redneck of prank calls. He also said stuff like..."I am going to be on you like ugly on a Baldwin brother"

You can type in "Roy D Mercer" into youtube and find lots of funny stuff to listen too. There is one called "Bad Apples" that is great.

He's got some funny ones! (Listening to them now.) This is the guy my Uncle always talking about, I had never heard him. I like how he is always fixin' to whip somebody's &55. Oh man, the Lunch Box one is funny as Hell! He can start over in left field and get around to the whoopin' fiddin to come down! (But you generally need to check how a big a boy you are dealing with.)

Roy D. Mercer..

Roy "d*mn" Mercer as he used to say.

Look for the one where he calls a car lot and gets mad at "Herb" for telling his wife that he was gonna show her his "Probe".

"She wanted to look at one a them Tauruses, but you kept wantin to show her ya Probe."

His Probe! Can I interest you in a Probe?

I will have to check that out.

Derek...that is a great one. It is easy to find on your tube.

6'-3" 215lbs is just about ripe butt-whoopin' size!

I really like how he attempts to ascertain the whoopee's schedule to properly fit it in to his butt-whoopin' schedule. See that is a pro!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofIa8Qcaqt0

WoVeU wrote:I really like how he attempts to ascertain the whoopee's schedule to properly fit it in to his butt-whoopin' schedule. See that is a pro!

I love it....often times he will says something like...after my nap I'm goin to come down and whoop ya. Funny stuff.

Derek...thanks for sharing that link. I have heard that one many times. Still makes me laugh.

After my nap! It just ain't gentlemanly like to go off and whoop somebody till you have had your nap! You might be irritable and take things a little too far. And you might as well be rested up real good like before you commence whoopin' up on somebody!