How old do you act?
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:34 am
I thought this would be more football-less humor. But when it came out 2 years from my age, I thought it was funny. 
Im 35 and I act 33....Suprisingly close.
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total:7
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x]I'm generally organized
total: 11
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 5
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years
Im 35 and I act 33....Suprisingly close.
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total:7
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x]I'm generally organized
total: 11
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 5
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years
