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Political joke

Postby Dossenator » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:56 pm

Last Tuesday president Obama stepped off the presidential helicopter with a piglet under each arm. The marine on guard snapped to attention, saluted, and then said, "those are some nice pigs sir.". The President responded, "these are no ordinary pigs. They are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary Clinton and one for Nancy Pelosi.". The marine again snapped to attention and said "nice trade sir."
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Re: Political joke

Postby Spence » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:01 pm

I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain

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Re: Political joke

Postby Dossenator » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:51 am

Spence wrote:I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.


I've seen that one too...in CA even. That's a pretty good one.
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Re: Political joke

Postby billybud » Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:54 pm

I saw a sticker..

"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
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Re: Political joke

Postby Spence » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:53 pm

billybud wrote:I saw a sticker..

"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"


I 'm not for clubing baby seals or even grown seals, but ugh - a little west palm for me. :lol:
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Re: Political joke

Postby WoVeU » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:41 pm

You like political jokes, I got two great ones!

Obama
Pelosi
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Re: Political joke

Postby Dossenator » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:07 pm

WoVeU wrote:You like political jokes, I got two great ones!

Obama
Pelosi

Best two jokes ever!
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Re: Political joke

Postby Derek » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:19 pm

The sad thing is that Pelosi will keep her seat in the House, though she will not be Speaker.

That's how stupid the people of San Francisco are. :roll:
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

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Re: Political joke

Postby WoVeU » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:26 am

It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!

And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
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Re: Political joke

Postby Derek » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:49 am

WoVeU wrote:It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!

And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!


I like this solution.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden

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Re: Political joke

Postby donovan » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:18 pm

Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
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Re: Political joke

Postby Spence » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:24 pm

donovan wrote:Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Political joke

Postby Eric » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:57 pm

donovan wrote:Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?


Tell them to take their economics at George Mason 8)
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Re: Political joke

Postby billybud » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:07 am

I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.

I loved DC.
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Re: Political joke

Postby Derek » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:40 pm

billybud wrote:I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.

I loved DC.


Wow...except for the sites...I hate that city. I hope to never go back there.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden


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