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Political joke
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:56 pm
by Dossenator
Last Tuesday president Obama stepped off the presidential helicopter with a piglet under each arm. The marine on guard snapped to attention, saluted, and then said, "those are some nice pigs sir.". The President responded, "these are no ordinary pigs. They are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary Clinton and one for Nancy Pelosi.". The marine again snapped to attention and said "nice trade sir."
Re: Political joke
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:01 pm
by Spence
I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:51 am
by Dossenator
Spence wrote:I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.
I've seen that one too...in CA even. That's a pretty good one.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:54 pm
by billybud
I saw a sticker..
"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
Re: Political joke
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:53 pm
by Spence
billybud wrote:I saw a sticker..
"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
I 'm not for clubing baby seals or even grown seals, but ugh - a little west palm for me.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:41 pm
by WoVeU
You like political jokes, I got two great ones!
Obama
Pelosi
Re: Political joke
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:07 pm
by Dossenator
WoVeU wrote:You like political jokes, I got two great ones!
Obama
Pelosi
Best two jokes ever!
Re: Political joke
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:19 pm
by Derek
The sad thing is that Pelosi will keep her seat in the House, though she will not be Speaker.
That's how stupid the people of San Francisco are.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:26 am
by WoVeU
It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!
And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
Re: Political joke
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:49 am
by Derek
WoVeU wrote:It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!
And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
I like this solution.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:18 pm
by donovan
Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
Re: Political joke
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:24 pm
by Spence
Re: Political joke
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:57 pm
by Eric
donovan wrote:Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
Tell them to take their economics at George Mason
Re: Political joke
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:07 am
by billybud
I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.
I loved DC.
Re: Political joke
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:40 pm
by Derek
billybud wrote:I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.
I loved DC.
Wow...except for the sites...I hate that city. I hope to never go back there.