Cane from the Bend wrote:Mountainman wrote:Cane from the Bend wrote:/
University of Florida Enrollment Application:
Name:______________________________________________________________
Nickname:__________________________________________________________
C.B. Handle:________________________________________________________
Address (RFD):______________________________________________________
Daddy:_____________________________________________________________
(if unknown list 3 suspects) _______________,______________,_____________
Neck Size:____ check one: [_]Light Red [_] Medium Red [_] Dark Red [_] Other
Number of teeth exposed in Full Grin:____ Upper:____ Lower:____
Make of Pickup:_________________________ Tire Size:__________
Hounds:______Type:[_] BlueTick [_] Beagle [_] Black and Tan
Length of Right Leg:______Length of Left Leg:______Other:______
How many cars/makes in your front yard?:_____ How many on Blocks?:______
How many Kitchen Appliances on front porch?:_______ Back porch?:________
When & Where was your last Elvis Sighting?:_____________________________
Do you mostly wear: [_] Jorts You Bought [_] Jorts You Cut Yourself [_]
[_] Jorts You Barrow [_] Jorts You Stole from Your Neighbors Closeline
Are you Married to any of the following? (circle all that apply)
-Sister--Cousin--Cousin's Sister--Other; Explain:__________________________
Have you EVER had more than one bath in a week?: [_] NO
[size=85][_] Yes; Explain:______________________________________________________
*Medical Information* Do you have at least (2) of the following:
[_] B.O. [_] Lice [_] Crabs [_] Bad Breath [_] Hoof in Mouth
[_] Scabs [_] Fleas [_] Infected Tatoos [_] Crossed Eyes
[_] Runny Nose [_] Green Teeth [_] Yellow Teeth
[_] Any Teeth [_] Speech Impediment
*General Information*
Can You Count Past 20 without Skipping? [_] Yes [_] NO [_] Never Tried
Favorite Weapon: [_] Tire Iron [_] Banjo [_] Chain [_] Pick Handle [_] Log
[_] Shotgun [_] Fishing Rod [_] Car Antenna [_]Other; Explain:_____________
Favorite Pastime: [_] Drinkin' [_] Coon Huntin' [_] Fishin' [_] Feudin'
Other Truck Equipment: [_] Gun Rack [_] Fuzz Buster [_] 8-Track [_] Roll Bar
[_] C.B. Radio [_] Beer Cans [_] Squirrel Tail [_] Bull Horns [_] Spare Hubcaps
Favorite Vocalist: [_] Elvis (the young Elvis) [_] Elvis (the Old Elvis) [_] Elvis (Dead)
Cap Emblems: (check all that apply)
[_] John Deere [_] CAT [_] SKOAL [_] Teamsters [_] Ford
[_] Jack Daniels [_] Budweiser [_] Bud Light [_] Levis
Do You Vote?: [_] Yes [_] No [_] Not Sure [_] Other
Have You Ever Been In Jail?: [_] Yes [_] No [_] Does Born There Count?
Signature (one X will do):___________________________________________
darn, this looks familiar, I know I’v seen this somewhere before........ just can’t seem to recall where it was.
How good is your memory ..?
You may be remembering when it was originally posted back on the old site:
http://web.archive.org/web/200401052344 ... lID=582786
When, if I remember correctly myself, Larry asked us to post our favorite jabs at our rivals.
I think you chimed in a few times during Spence and some Michigan fan's ribs; where you made jabs that would insult one team, then end your line by sticking it to the other.
I believe Spence even made a comment: "There you go, firing from both barrels again."
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Ole Larry....... a very passionate Iowa State Fan, as I recall....... yeah, that sounds like something I would do, by chiming in and playing both ends against the middle.
As for my memory, I suppose I’m at the age where on occasion I forget to remember. Seems at times I recall something happened, but the details escape me. That’s the reason I stopped taking my wife to my high school reunion, as there were just too many women coming up and hugging me and whispering in my ear, “How would you like to relive a fond memory???”
As for the application, I knew I’d seen it somewhere before, but was thinking more along the lines of the application for my West Virginia driver’s license or my application to West Virginia University.
Let’s Gooooooooo Mountaineers!!!!!
