Postby donovan » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:49 pm
And then there is some of this on a visit to a school during football season. "Mom, can we go to the store? I need some underwear." "Sure son, do not want my precious little ******* going with out clean underwear, what would happen if you had to go to the hospital and you had on dirty underwear, they would think I was a bad mother." On the way back to his abode after buying underwear and who remembers how much money worth of clothes and groceries for the wholf football team and their relatived. Son says, "Hey, did I tell you I went skydiving on our bye week. A bunch of us went. Dad, "And I suppose you spent your underwear money on skydiving tickets?" Son" Well yeah, I knew mom would buy me underwear, but you cerrtainly wouldn't pay for my skydiving escape." And who said a college education doesn't teach kids anything. Mad all over again...I calling him up right now...and to think he fathered three of the cutest grandkids around. (And turned out to be an excellent father)
Statistics are the Morphine of College Football