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Re: THE SWEETEST JOB...
I don't know if I would really want his job, but I would love to have Herby's paycheck and hours.
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Wish granted, you can have Corso's job provide you'll wear some of those dumb hats.
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Re: THE SWEETEST JOB...
The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant. 

They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
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Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
There is someone thinking the right way.
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Yeah, well, while wearing the dumb hat you have to act similarly. That's the Catch 22 to such a job.
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Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
I thought you were going to say seat or mattress.
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collegefbfan8898 wrote:Now, not counting any hatred for certain networks and such, which job would you pick in relation to college football/sports in general and media?
College Gameday, SportsNation, Thursday night college football on ESPN, etc.
I have told my wife many times, I want Corso's job when the time comes.
The Thursday night or Friday night game. You are decently paid-not anywhere near the weekend gigs but, you are home for the weekend to watch the other games and you see some nice places. Then you get the bowl season at the end!
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Re: THE SWEETEST JOB...
WoVeU wrote:Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
I thought you were going to say seat or mattress.
Well, the title assistant can pretty much run the gambit of things I might be asked to do. I don't think she would get much complaining out of me no matter what it was.
And let me also say that I would also be open to employment with Bonnie Bernstein.
They would have to fight over who would get me. (dreaming)

They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
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Derek wrote:WoVeU wrote:Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
I thought you were going to say seat or mattress.
Well, the title assistant can pretty much run the gambit of things I might be asked to do. I don't think she would get much complaining out of me no matter what it was.
And let me also say that I would also be open to employment with Bonnie Bernstein.
They would have to fight over who would get me. (dreaming)


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Re: THE SWEETEST JOB...
Derek wrote:WoVeU wrote:Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
I thought you were going to say seat or mattress.
Well, the title assistant can pretty much run the gambit of things I might be asked to do. I don't think she would get much complaining out of me no matter what it was.
And let me also say that I would also be open to employment with Bonnie Bernstein.
They would have to fight over who would get me. (dreaming)
Easy choice, Bonnie Bernstein. She is smarter than Erin and has a much better voice.
I realize that Corso is mostly shtick; but IMO it's entertaining shtick. He would've been an awesome WWF manager (in the days when there were managers in wrestling).
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Re: THE SWEETEST JOB...
armchairqb wrote:Derek wrote:WoVeU wrote:Derek wrote:The best job?? Erin Andrews personal assistant.
I thought you were going to say seat or mattress.
Well, the title assistant can pretty much run the gambit of things I might be asked to do. I don't think she would get much complaining out of me no matter what it was.
And let me also say that I would also be open to employment with Bonnie Bernstein.
They would have to fight over who would get me. (dreaming)
Easy choice, Bonnie Bernstein. She is smarter than Erin and has a much better voice.
I realize that Corso is mostly shtick; but IMO it's entertaining shtick. He would've been an awesome WWF manager (in the days when there were managers in wrestling).
I know!! I miss those managers, they added so much comedy to the routine.
I remember Jim Coronet always running around with a tennis racket. That was classic comedy to me.
I was in St Louis airport back in March 2010 and walk through the Starbucks line with Hulk Hogan....his greeting to me was, no joke....."how's it goin brother?"....I almost fell out. FYI...he had on Pink socks with what we used to call "boat shoes"....looked kinda odd.
But he had an old manager with him, Jimmy Hart, the Mouth of the South. Ended up flying from St Louis to Atlanta with them one row back on the other side of the plane.
But anywho, I def. think you're right, Bernstein is probably easier to get along with too. Andrews projects a "stuck up" factor to me. Could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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