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Postby Yeofoot » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:09 pm

The agnostics and atheists outsmart themselves. They become so educated that they no longer believe in God and don't want the masses to be duped into being religious. Follow me on this one...

Our laws are based heavily on the ten commandments, so, logically, the more religious a person the less likely they are to break the law. Any religion believes that they are being watched at all times, and in the end will be punished for their bad deeds. WHY DO LAWMAKERS WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE??????????
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Postby Yeofoot » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:01 pm

I have a better idea! Use all the geeks that play games online all day to write a virus that overtakes Al-Jazeera, and replays Nick and Jessica's Christmas Special.
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Postby Spence » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:22 pm

The agnostics and atheists outsmart themselves. They become so educated that they no longer believe in God and don't want the masses to be duped into being religious. Follow me on this one...


I knew a guy who was an atheist. He used to laugh at people with religion. Until he was on his death bed, then he had second thoughts. I have always believed that the world is to perfect for it to be an accident.
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Postby Derek » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:44 pm

Yeofoot wrote:I have a better idea! Use all the geeks that play games online all day to write a virus that overtakes Al-Jazeera, and replays Nick and Jessica's Christmas Special.


Oh my God!!! Did they really do a Christmas special???? :shock:
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Postby Eric » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:36 pm

If somebody showed you a material good, common sense would tell you somebody made it. The world is too precise and if one tiny thing in a number of things goes wrong, all life is impossible. The odds of that are astronomical.
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Postby bama_girl » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:24 am

if i saw protesters outside a GI's funeral....my car would 'accidentally' jump the curb.

if nick and jessica did a christmas special, it is being played non-stop at guantanamo bay.

God is definetaly fo sho :wink: i don't see how anyone could walk around with their eyes open and not see that.
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Postby Eric » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:23 pm

Yeofoot hit that one on the head. They become so smart and scientific that they forget the obvious and stop believing in "tales of magic".
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