From what I’ve seen of the Mountaineers in the last 6 quarters of play, I believe it would be a good idea if Coach Holgorsen would enlist the Mountaineer Mascot to teach this freakin’ football team which end of a gun the bullet exits when fired.

In game quote from my lovely 89 year old mother: “What’s wrong with our boys? They act like they don’t know how to play football.”
In game note: At halftime the Mountaineers amassed 345 in total offense while the Jayhawks had 78 total yards........ Score ar halftime 21-7.
Post game quote from a contentious Coach Holgerson to end his presser as he walked away from the podium, “Guess I’ll just take our Sloppy Win and go home.”