just for eric....

[Spence]

also, flowers from four year olds have magical powers i don't know if i would interfere with that.

I know, my thought was to improve her taste in flowers. I have lots of daisy's in my field. I don't care much for them either, but at least they don't spread like wildfire.

[Derek]

I've got some of those in my grass too.....I cut my "weeds" on Saturday, and it's needing it again by Wed.

I gonna buy a pallet or 2 of centipede and let it choke everything else out.

[bama_girl]

the only weeds that get on my nerves are those freakin onion thingys

[bama_girl]

i really hate blonde jokes, esp since some people, for some reason, think that blondes really enjoy hearing them(???) but this is another good one

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
Kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a
Little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your
Child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain
Brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."
Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's
Jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in
A brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside
The bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

[Spence]

[mountainman]

Dag-gum-it, bama-girl ..... I was sitting out on the front porch, dressed in camouflage, with my face painted and my long-john flintlock rifle at the ready, waiting for the moles to come within range when I read your post.

Got tickled, and the moles heard me and scurried away.

[Spence]

Those moles have good hearing.....but they can't see worth a darn.

[mountainman]

Had to wear the camo at the insistence of mountainmama ..... she was afraid the neighbors would see me and call the law and gossip. I told her that her vanity was showing.

Couch, pillow, blanket, PJ's ...... you know the routine.

[Spence]

And all because of those blasted moles.

I believe the only way to rid your self of the moles is to kill the food source. Basic rules of war. Destroy the supply lines and the head dies.

[Howdy]

I put four hundred dollars worth of bug killer on the lawn last summer. I am hoping that and the freeze we had cuts down on the mole population. I have a ton of them as well. I have one of those mole traps. The kind that spikes the little bugger when he passes through his hole. I need about 50 of them, though.

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If you have that many moles,then you have something else that they like.
You may have a good crop of grubs also.they seem to go for them.

[bama_girl]

9 more days till the A day game.....so here's another joke

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey."
The farmer said, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $898."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

[mountainman]

Hmmmmmm ...... anybody want to buy a chance on a mole?