Let the last game of the "real" rivalry, before Michigan and Ohio State go their separate ways, go by without one joke - ---- even if this one was self inflicted.
The secret game plan of Greg Robinson!
http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2010/11/mzone-exclusive-gerg-robinson-prepping.html
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"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Our basic out-of-position 3-3-5;
That's just flippin' beautiful
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That's just flippin' beautiful
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Cane... [__]
"It is only impossible until it has been accomplished." ... then it becomes standardized ...
Success is measured by results; whereas Character is measured through the means by which one achieves those results . . .
It seems the Rapture did come for two worthy souls:
In Memory of Grandpa Howdy
In Memory of Donovan Davisson
"It is only impossible until it has been accomplished." ... then it becomes standardized ...
Success is measured by results; whereas Character is measured through the means by which one achieves those results . . .
It seems the Rapture did come for two worthy souls:
In Memory of Grandpa Howdy
In Memory of Donovan Davisson
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I just couldn't help myself.
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That's hilarious Spence. Thanks for posting. The rubbing a players face with a doll may be stranger than Les Miles eating grass during games. Why was he rubbing the players face with a doll anyway? (maybe the defense is playing with dolls too much when they should be learning how to tackle).
"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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Dossenator wrote:That's hilarious Spence. Thanks for posting. The rubbing a players face with a doll may be stranger than Les Miles eating grass during games. Why was he rubbing the players face with a doll anyway? (maybe the defense is playing with dolls too much when they should be learning how to tackle).
I don't think eating grass is strange at all. I think I remember doing that as a kid playing baseball, and I believe many of the major league ball players also did that.
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My dog eats grass when he has an upset stomach.
My vet says that is instinctive.
My vet says that is instinctive.
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
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In Eugene they don't eat it.
Statistics are the Morphine of College Football
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If you were born anytime after the 1989 game you are less than 21 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 7 games.
If you were born between the 1988 and 1989 games you are 21 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1987 and 1988 games you are 22 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born after the 1981 game but before the 1987 game you are between 23 and 28 years old and UM leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1980 and 1981 games you are 29 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1979 and 1980 games you are 30 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1978 and 1979 games you are 31 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born after the 1972 game but before the 1978 game you are between 32 and 37 years old and UM leads the series by up to 3 games in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1971 and 1972 games you are 38 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1970 and 1971 games you are 39 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1969 and 1970 games you are 40 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1968 and 1969 games you are 41 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1967 and 1968 games you are 42 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1966 and 1967 games you are 43 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1965 and 1966 games you are 44 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1964 and 1965 games you are 45 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1963 and 1964 games you are 46 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1945 and 1963 games you are between 47 and 64 years old and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 6 games.
If you were born between the 1944 and 1945 games you are 65 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1943 and 1955 games you are 66 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1942 and 1943 games you are 67 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1940 and 1942 games you are 68 or 69 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1939 and 1940 games you are 70 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born the 1936 and 1939 games you are between 71 and 73 and UM leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1935 and 1936 games you are 74 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1932 and 1936 games you are between 75 and 77 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1931 and 1932 games you are 78 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1930 and 1931 games you are 79 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 game.
If you were born between the 1929 and 1930 games you are 80 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1926 and 1929 games you are between 81 and 83 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1925 and 1926 games you are 84 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born prior to the 1925 game you are at least 85 years old and UM leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 14 games.
Peaks:
tOSU leads by 7 games since 2001
Their newest 7 game lead takes them all the way back to 1907 (50-43-5).
tOSU leads by 6 games since 2004, 2002, 2000, 1998, 1954, and 1952.
Their newest 6 game lead takes them all the way back to 1908 (49-43-5).
tOSU leads by 5 games since 2005, 2003, 1999, 1997, 1957, 1955, 1953, and 1951.
Their newest 5 game lead takes them all the way back to 1909 (48-43-5).
tOSU leads by 4 games since 2006, 1996, 1994, 1960, 1958, 1956, 1950, and 1949.
Their newest 4 game lead takes them all the way back to 1922 (44-40-4).
Michigan built up a 13 game lead (13-0-2) from 1897-1918 against us before we were any kind of football power. Since our first win in 1919 we are down one game (43-44-4). In conference games we are down two (43-45-4).
If you were born between the 1988 and 1989 games you are 21 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1987 and 1988 games you are 22 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born after the 1981 game but before the 1987 game you are between 23 and 28 years old and UM leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1980 and 1981 games you are 29 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1979 and 1980 games you are 30 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1978 and 1979 games you are 31 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born after the 1972 game but before the 1978 game you are between 32 and 37 years old and UM leads the series by up to 3 games in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1971 and 1972 games you are 38 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1970 and 1971 games you are 39 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1969 and 1970 games you are 40 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1968 and 1969 games you are 41 and UM leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1967 and 1968 games you are 42 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1966 and 1967 games you are 43 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1965 and 1966 games you are 44 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1964 and 1965 games you are 45 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1963 and 1964 games you are 46 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1945 and 1963 games you are between 47 and 64 years old and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 6 games.
If you were born between the 1944 and 1945 games you are 65 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1943 and 1955 games you are 66 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1942 and 1943 games you are 67 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1940 and 1942 games you are 68 or 69 and tOSU leads the series by 1 game in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1939 and 1940 games you are 70 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born the 1936 and 1939 games you are between 71 and 73 and UM leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1935 and 1936 games you are 74 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1932 and 1936 games you are between 75 and 77 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1931 and 1932 games you are 78 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1930 and 1931 games you are 79 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 game.
If you were born between the 1929 and 1930 games you are 80 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born between the 1926 and 1929 games you are between 81 and 83 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by 1 or 2 games.
If you were born between the 1925 and 1926 games you are 84 and the series is tied in your lifetime.
If you were born prior to the 1925 game you are at least 85 years old and UM leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 14 games.
Peaks:
tOSU leads by 7 games since 2001
Their newest 7 game lead takes them all the way back to 1907 (50-43-5).
tOSU leads by 6 games since 2004, 2002, 2000, 1998, 1954, and 1952.
Their newest 6 game lead takes them all the way back to 1908 (49-43-5).
tOSU leads by 5 games since 2005, 2003, 1999, 1997, 1957, 1955, 1953, and 1951.
Their newest 5 game lead takes them all the way back to 1909 (48-43-5).
tOSU leads by 4 games since 2006, 1996, 1994, 1960, 1958, 1956, 1950, and 1949.
Their newest 4 game lead takes them all the way back to 1922 (44-40-4).
Michigan built up a 13 game lead (13-0-2) from 1897-1918 against us before we were any kind of football power. Since our first win in 1919 we are down one game (43-44-4). In conference games we are down two (43-45-4).
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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If you were born between the 1945 and 1963 games you are between 47 and 64 years old and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 6 games. - This is me. 
If you were born after the 1972 game but before the 1978 game you are between 32 and 37 years old and UM leads the series by up to 3 games in your lifetime. - This is my wife.
If you were born anytime after the 1989 game you are less than 21 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 7 games. - This is all of my kids.
This is the kind of stuff we think about.
If you were born after the 1972 game but before the 1978 game you are between 32 and 37 years old and UM leads the series by up to 3 games in your lifetime. - This is my wife.
If you were born anytime after the 1989 game you are less than 21 and tOSU leads the series in your lifetime by as many as 7 games. - This is all of my kids.
This is the kind of stuff we think about.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KavBClKmo
Now some things about the rivalry just aren't funny at all and this is one of them.
Now some things about the rivalry just aren't funny at all and this is one of them.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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If Ohio State wins this weekend they will have erased John Cooper's lousy record against TTUN and bring the series to within thirteen games of being even. That is a milestone because they won the first 13 games of the series.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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A Michigan player walked into a doctor's office and took of his hat to reveal a frog on his head. The doctor said how can I help you? The frog said I need to get this wart off my butt. 
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Whats the difference between the unabomber & Charles Woodson?
The unabomber actually graduated from Michigan!
The unabomber actually graduated from Michigan!
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Three guys are at urinals in the bathroom.
The first guy gets done, zips up and heads to the sink. He washes not just his hands, but his arms all the way up to the elbows. " I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan" he says. "They taught us that hygiene is a very important part of our human existance".
The second guy goes to the sink and just barely puts a drop of soap and only a few drops of water on his hands. " I'm a graduate of the University of Southern California" he hays. "They taught us to conserve natural resources".
The third guy skips the sink and goes straight for the door. As he opens it, he turns to the other two and says, "I'm a graduate of THEE Ohio State University. They taught us not to pee on our hands".
The first guy gets done, zips up and heads to the sink. He washes not just his hands, but his arms all the way up to the elbows. " I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan" he says. "They taught us that hygiene is a very important part of our human existance".
The second guy goes to the sink and just barely puts a drop of soap and only a few drops of water on his hands. " I'm a graduate of the University of Southern California" he hays. "They taught us to conserve natural resources".
The third guy skips the sink and goes straight for the door. As he opens it, he turns to the other two and says, "I'm a graduate of THEE Ohio State University. They taught us not to pee on our hands".
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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A stockbroker, on his way home from work in
Columbus, came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this
traffic seems much worse
than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the
lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what seems to be the hold up?"
The officer replies,"Michigan head coach, Rich Rod
is depressed so he stopped the team bus and is threatening to
douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He is tired of losing to Ohio State, says Michigan
has cut back on his recruiting budget making it
difficult for him to sign quality players." We're taking up a collection for him.
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so
far?"
The police officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a
lot of folks are still siphoning."
Columbus, came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this
traffic seems much worse
than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the
lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what seems to be the hold up?"
The officer replies,"Michigan head coach, Rich Rod
is depressed so he stopped the team bus and is threatening to
douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He is tired of losing to Ohio State, says Michigan
has cut back on his recruiting budget making it
difficult for him to sign quality players." We're taking up a collection for him.
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so
far?"
The police officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a
lot of folks are still siphoning."
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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