SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-
speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands!"
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
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SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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I am not all that pleased with this rancher's actions! A West Virginia gentleman would have went and got that man a couple of jugs! 
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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Re: SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
WoVeU wrote:SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-
speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands!"
I wonder if this was goboilers? He is from New Braunfels.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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He was at the top of my suspect list!
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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